J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

I know it’s a few years old, but I just stumbled upon the “J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin epic rap battle” and it is truly a gem (perhaps even an arkenstone?) among the many excellent epic rap battles that have been made.

Go ahead and give it a play. But like all the epic rap battles, there is a little profanity.